I just learned that birds can nest in the beercans you throw out your car window

[struggle4progress]

I honestly had not known that

[nclib]

1. How can a bird fit through that tiny opening?

huh?

[struggle4progress]

3. I heard they rip the cans open with their teeth

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4. What teethies?

hmmmm?

[struggle4progress]

7. Like these:

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8. Oh my!

And where would one find such birds?

[struggle4progress]

9. How would I know? I'm just an anonymous internet poster, trying to pass along

some helpful factoids I've gleaned from my aimless wanderings through cyberworld

If you want to find birds, I guess you could hang out around piles of beercans beside the road until a flock dropped by, seeking a place to nest. That's probably what the bird watchers do

But why? The scientific illustration, that I just posted, tells me everything I need to know about birds. They're dangerous and have big teeth

[nclib]

11. Ok, ok but

I need to know where they ARE so I can avoid them. I think they could eat my cats!

[AllenVanAllen]

13. "They're dangerous and have big teeth"

Yeah they do...

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10. .

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[SaveOurDemocracy]

2. Shouldn\'t this be in Announcements?

[Kali]

6. hahahahaha

[struggle4progress]

12. They won't let me post there: I'm not mod enough

[Kali]

5. *spray*

hahahahahaha