Kim Jong-un is perfectly fine, sources say

[soryang]

Kim Jong-un is perfectly fine, sources say
Blue House insists there are no signs of bad health of leader Apr 23,2020
BY JEONG YONG-SOO, SHIM KYU-SEOK Korea Joongang Daily

North Korean leader Kim Jong-un is fine and conducting regular activities at a provincial villa, a South Korean government source told the JoongAng Ilbo Tuesday.

“I am aware Chairman Kim is staying at a villa in Kangwon Province and has been conducting undisclosed visits to nearby locations,” said the official. “Kim is also believed to have been at a location in Munchon, near Wonsan, where the North Korean military launched cruise missiles on April 14.”

If true, the official’s remarks contradict a report by CNN Tuesday that alleged Kim was in “grave danger” after undergoing a cardiovascular operation. A U.S. official “with direct knowledge” said American intelligence was monitoring news about Kim’s health, according to CNN.

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[Mosby]

1. He's dead, Jim.

[underpants]

2. Great response

Mosby

[Mosby]

8. It's almost too obvious now.

[underpants]

9. 🤭

😁

[Bernardo de La Paz]

3. He missed ancestor celebrations of Great Leader and Dear Leader (pa, grampa). It's a big deal. . .nt

[underpants]

4. They just hooked him up to an IV of Ringers Lysol

That’s a reference to the old “Emergency” TV Show. Ringers lactate was the cure all for everything from a broken leg to a puncture wound.

[Jirel]

5. LOL, sissy is organizing a transition.

His sister is relaxing in his palatial digs while organizing an orderly transition of power and a state funeral. After she disconnects life support, of course, and organizes docs to tearfully talk about how everything possible was done for Dear Leader.

[TruckFump]

6. Hmmmm....Weekend at Kim Jongie's?

[CaptYossarian]

7. "Summon the Royal Taxidermist!"

Now we'll have another sequel to "Weekend at Bernie's".

[Miguelito Loveless]

10. So,

he's stone dead.