PUTIN SAYS: RUSSIA IS A GAS STATION! (Weekly Crazy News Wrapup)

[Warpy]

[CincyDem]

1. Without wading through 45 minutes to hear putin say it...

I first heard it said by Condi Rice at a conference in 2012. "Russia is a mob with a gas station. Some mobs has trash collection businesses. Some mobs have construction companies. Russia's a gas station".

True then, true now.

[Warpy]

2. It's 45 minutes long because it's the weekly crazy news out of Russia

which happens every Friday and it's getting crazier and crazier.

You missed the spokesmodel calling for the execution of millions of Russians, for instance.

[Chainfire]

3. What, is Putin back from his heart attack? He must be one tought hammerknocker!

[Warpy]

4. Don't forget the stroke, Parkinson's. cancer and other ailments

he is supposed to be dying from.

I think the old bastard is likely immune from everything but a hard landing after an attempt at flight.

[Chainfire]

5. A real man's man, like Trumpty Dumpty.