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Beringia

(4,316 posts) Mon Mar 16, 2020, 11:51 AM Mar 2020

Martians and the raid on toilet paper

I for real, think this is a factor. Aliens know the world would panic if they just presented themselves to the masses or visited the president.

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Martians and the raid on toilet paper (Original Post) Beringia Mar 2020 OP

The Martian should know mindem Mar 2020 #1

LOL Beringia Mar 2020 #2

Good one! Brother Mythos Mar 2020 #4

You just know that this is what would happen ThoughtCriminal Mar 2020 #3

mindem

(1,580 posts)

1. The Martian should know

Reply to Beringia (Original post)

Mon Mar 16, 2020, 12:04 PM

Mar 2020

you need toilet paper to fight the klingons around uranus.

Beringia

(4,316 posts)

2. LOL

Reply to mindem (Reply #1)

Mon Mar 16, 2020, 12:20 PM

Mar 2020

Brother Mythos

(1,442 posts)

4. Good one!

Reply to mindem (Reply #1)

Fri Mar 20, 2020, 11:23 PM

Mar 2020

ThoughtCriminal

(14,047 posts)

3. You just know that this is what would happen

Reply to Beringia (Original post)

Mon Mar 16, 2020, 04:03 PM

Mar 2020

Alien Space Armada: ATTENTION PEOPLE OF EARTH! YOU WILL SUBMIT TO OUR DEMANDS! YOUR WEAPONS ARE USELESS AGAINST US!...
Americans: I gotta go to COSTCO now!

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