Mulder was right...the truth IS out there. Found on Facebook: (Dial-up warning)

[WillParkinson]

(Yes, I know there are mistakes, but the message was too good to pass up.)

[xchrom]

1. du rec. nt

[siligut]

2. Love these!

This is good, positive stuff, we can always use some of this

[PatSeg]

3. K&R

[Zorra]

4. Thanks, Will, really great stuff! nt

[progressoid]

5. Love the Ellen one.

Hadn't seen that one before.

[Scuba]

6. The last one says everything about bigotry and hate.

[DCKit]

7. Well done!

I'll give the silly dog a break on "effect" vs. "affect", since I see it here on DU every damn day. Stoopid people.

[WillParkinson]

8. He's a dog, man!

He's not well schooled.

(Or we could say he's just following the pack...)

[DCKit]

9. And you know you're going to hell.

It's going to be one HELL of a party.

[WillParkinson]

10. Psh...

I'm from Wisconsin. How much worse could it be?