German zoo forcing gay vultures to sleep with lady vultures

[Fearless]

Guido was snatched from his partner and shipped 400 miles east to a zoo in the Czech Republic, where a new bride awaited him. In his place is a Czech temptress whom zookeepers hope can seduce Detlef.

"Detlef is reorienting himself now," [Zoo curator Dirk Wewers] told the Telegraph. But he acknowledged that so far, Detlef and the Czech bird haven't touched one another.

Now gay-rights activists are holding demonstrations outside of the zoo. "This is like in the dark Middle Ages," one protestor told a German newspaper, "forcibly making a creature sexually reorient itself by tearing its partner from its side." Also, the Crusades. The Crusades happened during the Middle Ages too.

http://www.nerve.com/news/love-sex/german-zoo-forcing-gay-vultures-to-sleep-with-lady-vultures

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Seriously WTF??

[MNBrewer]

1. Is shipping homosexuals off to foreign internment camps in vogue again in Germany?

[mitchtv]

2. those German zoosters

can suck eggs

[Kalidurga]

3. Why would they do this...

is their a shortage of vultures?

[MNBrewer]

4. Plenty of them on Wall Street.

[Kalidurga]

5. Ah ha ha ha yes there are.

Can we put them in a zoo?

[Fearless]

8. Already are.

Perhaps a zoo with bars though. I'd be for that.

[closeupready]

6. Europe is so much more progressive than America.

[Old Union Guy]

9. Oh please. Breeding animals not humans.

Animal behavior may be homosexual, but animals are cannot be gay. Or straight.

Those are human cultural categories.

[Fearless]

10. Except that all scientific research points to the opposite.

Also humans are animals, despite what some may think.

[joeybee12]

11. Hah!

I repeat, Hah! Or maybe...pfffffffffffftttttttt!