"You Can’t Make This Up: Rick Santorum Launches C.U.M."

[TheCruces]

http://unicornbooty.com/blog/2012/01/23/you-cant-make-this-up-rick-santorum-launches-c-u-m/

Despite being exposed to myriad odd stories, one of the biggest, most common, and frothiest contributors to our “WTF” stories is none other than Rick Santorum. The man has done so many WTF-worthy things that I’m starting to think he’s going out of his way to make everyone think he’s a nutjob.
His newest campaign move is no different.
Mr. Frothy-Mix recently launched a new campaign… thing (strategy, move, misstep, blunder, horror, etc). And, much like his last name, the title of this “measure” is just incredibly unfortunate.
It’s called Conservatives Unite Moneybomb. Literally C.U.M. I mean really. Like… what?

I mean, really, you couldn't even make this shit up. It sounds like a fucking article from The Onion.

[MarkCharles]

1. Santorum and C U M how gross on any level ... Sam Seder..

[TheCruces]

2. LOL

[Initech]

3. Abbreviation fail. Does he not know what his name means on Google??