Family judge: Gay marriage like 'jumbo shrimp'

[mahatmakanejeeves]

TexasTowelie already posted this in the Kentucky group:

Kentucky family judge: Gay marriage, like 'jumbo shrimp,' illogical

I saw the article on the front page of the Louisville Courier-Journal at the Newseum this morning. The Courier-Journal's website makes cutting and pasting nearly impossible, at least with my browser. I'm giving up.

Family judge: Gay marriage like 'jumbo shrimp'

Andrew Wolfson
http://twitter.com/adwolfson

8:11 a.m. EDT September 22, 2016

[LakeArenal]

1. Sheesh... Is it really 2016?

I love to feed jumbo shrimp to my magnificent Chihuahua . Is that wrong?

[mahatmakanejeeves]

2. Sorry, you're going to Hell. Says so in 2 Corinthians. NT

[BobTheSubgenius]

3. With clever repartee like that,

it's a wonder it was ever even a fight. I can see no option, other than total, abject surrender to superior ideas.

[Duppers]

4. He even looks like a tv preacher.

[awoke_in_2003]

5. I was cooking up

some jumbo shrimp in a butter and white wine reduction the other day. I said to my wife "you know, this is just like gay marriage"

[enki23]

6. They both offend the semantic sensibilities of dimwits?

Jumbo shrimp. Baby elephant. Large molecule. Smart Conservative.

[SCantiGOP]

7. Compassionate conservative

Another oxymoron.

[Old Union Guy]

8. Oh but it is ...

... delicious.

Or did he mean something else.

[DemocraticWing]

9. I love jumbo shrimp!

Although my husband does not. Either way, our gay marriage suits us well.

Since this judge is from Kentucky, I should point out he's a nutty Republican politician that got a cushy family court appointment thanks to some conservative. Even then he's apparently kept his bigotry quiet on the bench because it's illegal for government officials to discriminate...either way I wouldn't want to end up in his courtroom. No telling what else he's hiding.

[Spitfire of ATJ]

10. Check his computer for gay prawn....

[WillParkinson]

11. GEEEEEZ

I can't unsee that!