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Fri Feb 15, 2019, 02:44 AM

How to Identify a Homosexual, According to a 1980 CIA Memo

In 1980, the CIA released a three-page memorandum on how to identify homosexuals during investigations in order to blackmail them. As you might have guessed, this CIA memo is hilarious.

So if you’re having trouble with your gaydar, don’t worry. The most brilliant criminal investigators in the United States have you covered.

1. Know that it won’t be easy.

“One of the most common mistakes made by the average person is the conviction that he can recognize a homosexual on sight. This is similar to recognizing a communist,” the CIA memo explains. Alas, homosexuals do not have special birthmarks or tattoos.

The memo adds, “Very few employees come to work wearing eye makeup or ‘My Sin.’”

2. He’s a good worker.

“The homosexual subject is usually regarded as an above-average employee,” the memo continues. “His work habits are good, he is punctual, responsive to authority, cooperative, friendly, a credit to the organization.”

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Behind the Aegis Feb 2019 OP
ZZenith Feb 2019 #1
crazytown Feb 2019 #2
underpants Feb 2019 #3
Chipper Chat Feb 2019 #4
akraven Feb 2019 #5

Response to Behind the Aegis (Original post)

Fri Feb 15, 2019, 02:47 AM

1. Well, according to #2, Donald Trump is definitely not gay.

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Fri Feb 15, 2019, 05:22 AM

2. Might NOT have sex with his roommate?

He’s gay if he has sex with you, and gay if he doesn’t

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Fri Feb 15, 2019, 06:00 AM

3. 5. He speaks a foreign gay language.

Oh crap! I have a disorderly charge, I'm generally neat, and and get great performance evaluations.

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Fri Feb 15, 2019, 06:14 AM

4. Oh. Mary!

Required utterence. How did the memo miss this? C'mon cia.

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Fri Feb 15, 2019, 04:59 PM

5. OMFG!

Now I'm really laughing - the authors of this should meet my neighbor!

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