A Fap A Day Keeps the Doctor Away! Masturbation Prevents Prostate Cancer

[Ian David]

A Fap A Day Keeps the Doctor Away! Masturbation Prevents Prostate Cancer

Who knew a favorite pastime could actually improve your chances of not dying?

Studies have shown that masturbation actually reduces the chances of getting prostate cancer in men. And now, there’s a social media “service” being developed to help you with your “habit” while simultaneously improving your health and giving you the opportunity to donate to prostate cancer research! Three’fer!

Not since the advent of the sperm bank have you been able to do so much good with your alone time!

Just take a look at the video. It’ll explain itself.

http://vimeo.com/41134541

So basically, you can use Fap as a way to bookmark for favorite naughty pages, track your “me time” and then turn those “introspection” sessions into money for prostate cancer research! Genius!

But in all seriousness, prostate cancer is a big deal. As the video stated, it’s the second-deadliest cancer among men, and affects 1 in 6 men. Here are some other statistics (2010), courtesy of Ohio State University:

More:
http://unicornbooty.com/blog/2012/05/02/a-fap-a-day-keeps-the-doctor-away-masturbation-prevents-prostate-cancer/

I'm gonna live FOREVER!

I can't actually find a link to the Fap Bookmark Manager.

[Lint Head]

1. My doctor told me that years ago. It also prevents prostate enlargement.

[Dawgs]

5. +1.

[nykym]

2. Well Goooooooooooooooooooooooly!

[DJ13]

3. Im all set

[mitchtv]

4. I knew that

[zbdent]

6. I think my teen years have made me immune ...

edited to add ...

Did you know D.U. comes in braille?

[phylny]

7. I hope it works for others because it didn't work for my husband.

Here's TMI for y'all - we had sex a lot. He orgasmed a lot. More than once per day, on average. He got prostate cancer anyway.

[Ian David]

8. I am so sorry to hear that. Also, it's not a cure, but it's supposed to reduce the risk by 15%. n/t

[CanSocDem]

9. The rest of the civilized world...

...has known this for years. In countries where public health trumps local morality.


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