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Thu Apr 7, 2016, 12:15 PM

Sign up to be a pregnancy checker...New jobs to be offered by US Government.

When the GOP takes over there will be a bunch of new jobs where you will be either a

a. pregnancy checker: your duties revolve around finding women who look pregnant, confront them, demand they provide medical information to see if pregnant, then you tag them and follow them electronically until they give birth


or


b. trans toilet supervisor: your duties are to stand in front of public restrooms with a little tent, everyone who goes in will have to first step into the tent, show their genitals and provide an original birth certificate to determine sexual state


GOP creating new jobs.

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Reply Sign up to be a pregnancy checker...New jobs to be offered by US Government. (Original post)
Jackie Wilson Said Apr 2016 OP
CompanyFirstSergeant Apr 2016 #1
NV Whino Apr 2016 #2
Press Virginia Apr 2016 #3
Kip Humphrey Apr 2016 #4
CompanyFirstSergeant Apr 2016 #5
Jackie Wilson Said Apr 2016 #7
CompanyFirstSergeant Apr 2016 #6
Bernardo de La Paz Apr 2016 #8

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Response to Jackie Wilson Said (Original post)

Thu Apr 7, 2016, 12:24 PM

2. Don't forget coat hanger sales, and manufacturing.

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Response to Jackie Wilson Said (Original post)

Thu Apr 7, 2016, 12:26 PM

3. do the pregnant women pee on you as part of the test?

 

I'm tired of paying extra for that

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Thu Apr 7, 2016, 12:28 PM

4. c. Flush Inspectors to ensure no spontaneous abortions go undetected & unpunished.

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Thu Apr 7, 2016, 12:46 PM

5. Food pantry volunteers

 

when the minimum wage stays at 7.25

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Response to CompanyFirstSergeant (Reply #5)

Thu Apr 7, 2016, 01:00 PM

7. You are being rather presumptuous assuming there will be ANY minimum wage.

But I get the point

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Fri Apr 8, 2016, 02:59 PM

8. Hoo-hoo inspector

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