I've decided to come and foment discord in this group

[struggle4progress]

so naturally I'm going to ask for advice

I was supposed to clean my house today for guests but I goofed off instead. The guests aren't here yet but they're going to arrive any minute. What should I offer them to eat?

[Betsy Ross]

1. Whatever it is

don't server it off the floor.

[struggle4progress]

2. I decided to offer them a choice

Salad, Sammitches, and/or Soup

salad is tossed
sammitches is either roast beef or reubens
soup is chicken w/ potato and carrot and celery

[Tsiyu]

3. Meet them at the door and take them out for tacos n/t

[cbayer]

4. This is what I do.

I pull everything out of the fridge and pantry that could come even close to being considered part of an antipasto platter. Cheese, crackers, olives, sun dried tomatoes, artichoke hearts, raw veggies and anything else I can find.

Open a couple of bottles of wine and say welcome.

Never failed me yet.

[The empressof all]

5. You are more ambitious than I am

I would have called for pizza.

[Warpy]

6. Most people turn up for the company

Food is second and the spotlessness of the house is dead last on a long list.

[eridani]

7. As far as formenting discord goes--

--you do NOT measure up to the standards of the Meta Discussion group.

[struggle4progress]

8. Ya gotta at least gimme credit fer tryin

[kestrel91316]

9. Order a pizza.

[HopeHoops]

10. Baked beans and nacho chips

[Bolo Boffin]

11. Try to foment discord in this group

and we'll just pinch some off and make sourdough bread out of it.

[eridani]

12. But that would be fermenting discord, right? n/t

[Gormy Cuss]

13. DUzy! n/t