You get three condiments for the rest of your life. What are you picking?

[irisblue]

Taken from reddit.

[SheltieLover]

1. Onions, mustard, & catsup/horseradish mix

[Bok_Tukalo]

2. Siracha, Kewpie Mayo, Ketchup

OPE

[niyad]

3. Come on! Have you seen my collection???

[CousinIT]

4. balsamic vinegars (variety), Mrs. Dash, crystallized lime, garlic, cilantro mix.

The last one I listed seems more difficult to find and may soon be gone, but the other two won't.

The only other thing is stevia or monk fruit.

I'm a low-sugar, low-salt vegan, so my diet is a pain in the ass (not to me but to other people, LOL!)

[Jeebo]

5. Mustard, mayonnaise, hot sauce.

Does this mean I would live in an alternate universe in which no other condiments exist, like in the movie Yesterday? No Beatles, no Coca-Cola, no cigarettes? I think I would like that universe, except I would REALLY miss the Beatles!

I would like to add that this issue was posted in two forums: The DU Lounge, and Cooking & Baking. This practice of posting an issue in multiple forums is one of my pet peeves. There is so much stuff here on Democratic Underground that it's REALLY hard to keep up with it all even if it's posted in only ONE forum. It gets confusing as hell when it's posted in two or three or four, or more, forums. Administrators, I wish y'all would ban this practice. Pick ONE forum and post your issue there ONLY.

There, I finally got that off my chest.

-- Ron

[rubbersole]

7. (If you were limited to just 3 forums for the rest of your life...)

[Jeebo]

14. The DU Lounge, Latest Discussions ...

... and, I don't know, I guess Fiction, although I might change my mind about that one after giving it some more thought.

-- Ron

[irisblue]

16. Glad you feel better Ron. You could always put me on ignore

[rubbersole]

6. Diced onions, Dijon mustard and Duke's mayo.

Just three would empty out the shelves on my refrigerator door.

[4TheArts]

8. Dukes mayo, to start

Duke's mayonnaise
Worcestershire sauce
Balsamic vinegar

[elleng]

9. FUN 'game!' Just tried to make coffee, but Melitta

drip paper holder is MISSING, so I'm angry (with SOMEone!)

Garlic powder, onion salt, CELERY!

[Kali]

10. salt, pepper, el pato green can

onions are a side (main) dish, not a condiment!

[Chasstev365]

11. Ketchup, A 1 Stake Sauce, Dijon Mustard

[buzzycrumbhunger]

12. Tough one...

House of Tsang Szechuan sauce, TJ's Green Dragon (jalapeño sauce), and Gourmet Warehouse cherry jalapeño BBQ sauce--which Publix apparently stopped carrying! 😕

[justaprogressive]

21. You could check out

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San-Js Szechuan Sauce...I think it has more flavor....

Ingredients

Tamari Soy Sauce (Water, Soybeans, Salt, Alcohol), Sake (Water, Rice, Salt), Water, Apple Cider Vinegar, Organic Honey, Spices, Organic Sugar, Rice Vinegar, Garlic Puree(Garlic, Water, Citric Acid), Ginger Puree(Ginger, Water, Citric Acid), Sesame, Canola Oil, Plum Juice Concentrate, Arrowroot, Xanthan Gum, Garlic Powder.

https://san-j.com/product/szechuan-sauce/

[buzzycrumbhunger]

22. Will check it out

[intrepidity]

13. Define "condiment"

Surely onion is not. Right???

[Old Crank]

17. I would think so,

Otherwise that means no sliced tomatoes or pickles on the side.

[PJMcK]

15. Here are mine

Habanero green sauce.
Spicy brown mustard.
Horseradish.

[Bettie]

18. That's hard

but, mustard

balsamic vinegar (that may not be a condiment as it is also an ingredient) if it isn't a condiment, then, I choose pesto.

Mayonnaise

[irisblue]

19. Sirrachia, hosin and Mt Olive hot dog relish,a mix of mustard & relish.

2 honorable mentions are Garlic Expressions (a mix of Apple Cider Vinegar, Expeller-Pressed Canola Oil, Cane Sugar, Fresh Garlic Cloves, Salt, Spices) and Harissa paste in a tube.

[justaprogressive]

20. Thanks for bringing this over...💙

Cocktail Sauce (Horseradish & ketchup in one!)

Mushroom infused Soy Sauce

Scotch Bonnet based Hot Sauce