What kind of meat is this?

[Phentex]

After Wednesday night's frog legs, my son asked about the meat last night. It was chicken with peppers and onions but I guess he felt better by asking first.

[Denninmi]

1. Well, you could have told him it was roadkill.

"I saw a perfectly good opossum along the highway, why let it go to waste?"

[HopeHoops]

2. Just tell him the truth. I've had frogs legs (long ago) and they do NOT taste like chicken.

They have the consistency of chicken, but not the flavor. I stopped eating them even before becoming vegetarian because I just couldn't stand the thought of all of those frogs in tiny little wheel chairs.

[eppur_se_muova]

3. I know how you feel ... I was always bothered by the thought of ...

all those poor chickens going through life without their nuggets.

[HopeHoops]

5. LOL! Reminds me of "Christmas Eve on Sesame Street".

SPOILER ALERT (not like it matters if you watch it dozens of times).

Oscar asks Big Bird how fat Santa gets down those tiny chimneys. Of course Big Bird gets all worried and eventually ends up on the roof, in the snow, waiting for Santa. He falls asleep while everyone else is searching for him. Eventually he decides to go back inside and everyone asks if he's okay. His response is "Yeah, except for by giblets." (Note: he went in because his giblets were frozen)

[csziggy]

4. !