I had to do a temporary fix on my back garden gate, until I can build a new one

[Siwsan]

The fix involved a sharp, pointy tool, zip ties, a shovel, a tarp and some rope. It was then I realized that I have all of the basic tools to be a serial killer, and would never need to risk going to Walmart or Target to buy stuff, thereby likely get caught on their surveillance cameras.

Again, I blame 15 months in self isolation for me even thinking such things.

[KT2000]

1. Watching the murder channel?

Of course there will be surveillance video of you from above. Just act normal.

[Siwsan]

3. Yea, and that pesky microchip that came with my vaccination. I'll never get away with it!!

Didn't have anyone, in particular, in mind. Well, not that I'd admit to, anyway.

[KT2000]

5. I hear you -

A few days ago a real ratty truck with a big tatted up guy cruised the neighborhood. The back license plate was on the far left side of the bumper and tilted at an angle. I figure that was so it would not be able to be read by home surveillance cameras! Told a couple neighbors until I started to feel/realize that I watch too many murder shows.

[intrepidity]

2. You and me both, sister

Although, admittedly, those are regular items in my general inventory... you just *never* know, amiright?

[Arkansas Granny]

4. All of that plus plastic bags and duct tape.

[Ocelot II]

6. I have all of those things, too.

I also have a hacksaw, duct tape and plastic sheeting.

Maybe I shouldn't be mentioning any of this. But the Old Lady Serial Killer headlines might be kind of entertaining.

[Siwsan]

8. I have a couple of different kinds of saws. ONE of them might be a hack saw

And I have BIG construction bags, too. I'll tell you who should be worried. The GROUND HOGS!!

[Shrike47]

7. The problem for me is I'm not strong enough to move a body. I've got the materials, though.

No shower curtains but plenty of tarps.

Does washi tape ruin the image?

[Siwsan]

9. I have a garden tractor. I could DRAG one

And I have a little garden tractor trailer but it's not big enough for a WHOLE body.

[Ocelot II]

10. See, that's the reason for the hacksaw.

You don't have to carry so much at once.

[NJCher]

11. we will track you down in 5" with

washi tape!!