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Related: About this forumDunc the golden chonk has paws of clay.
Twenty one my boy his lady friend was not allowed to squeak the squeak trout as her and chonk snuggled on sofa .
Dunc got a case of the ass and moved with his trout to the other end of the couch young lady youre not squeak toy qualified.
And yet now chonk is laying next to her tight head on her lap why because shes eating a cheeseburger.
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Dunc the golden chonk has paws of clay. (Original Post)
Duncanpup
2 hrs ago
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sinkingfeeling
(57,107 posts)1. The way to a man's (or dog's) heart is through his stomach.
ShazzieB
(22,172 posts)2. Dunc is obviously clear about his priorities! 🤣
SheltieLover
(76,271 posts)3. Lol
Did he hide his squeaky fish first?
Duncanpup
(15,549 posts)5. Dunc smelled burger.
And tossed squeak trout under the bus , it was left at the other end of the couch.
Diamond_Dog
(39,685 posts)4. A Chonk does not lend out his squeak trout to just ANYBODY willy-nilly
Squeak trout rights must be earned over time.
MIButterfly
(1,951 posts)6. Dunc - "you can't have my trout, but I can have your burger"
or is it "Let's let bygones be bygones. Share and share alike"?
Dunc, you gotta love him. And we do!