If my Dog could talk.

[retrowire]

http://welikecakeandpie.tumblr.com/post/107513171067/if-my-dog-could-talk#_=_

Dog: WAT DOING
Me: Nothing. I just stood up.
Dog: WHERE GO
Me: I'm literally walking 3 feet away. I'm not even leaving the room.
Dog: CAN I COME
Me: I mean sure but I'm literally just-
Dog: I COME TOO
Dog: WAT DOING
Me: I need to open this door.
Dog: I HALP
Me: No but you're in front of the door. Move please.
Dog: I HALP
Me: Sigh.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. LOL! If my cat could talk -

Cat: WHERE GOING?
Me: Bathroom.
Cat: I WATCH?
Me: No, I'm closing the door.
Cat: NO! NO! NO! I COME IN NOW!
Me: Stop clawing the bottom of the door.
Cat: HAVE TO COME IN BATHROOM NOW!
Me: I'll be out in a minute.
Cat: OPEN DOOR NOW!
Me: OK, you can come in now.
Cat: DON'T WANT TO COME IN.
Me: But you were clawing the door and howling just a minute ago.
Cat: FEED ME NOW.
Me: I just fed you.
Cat: FEED ME NOW!
Me: All right, if you insist. Here's your favorite canned food.
Cat: DON'T WANT. FEED ME NOW. SOMETHING ELSE.
Me: Don't stand in front of the refrigerator. I can't open it.
Cat: OPEN REFRIGERATOR NOW.
Me: Not until you move.
Cat: CHICKEN?
Me: I don't have any chicken.
Cat: WANT CHICKEN NOW!
Me: I don't have any.
Cat: I HATE YOU.
Me: Tuna?
Cat: I LOVE YOU.
Me: Don't eat so fast.
Cat: HRRRK...ACKKK......
Me: Sigh.

[retrowire]

2. Applauds* Brilliant. lol nt

[Skittles]

3. I think if they could talk, no one would have a pet

I think that's a major part of their charm

[avebury]

4. That is great! nt