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LSFL

(1,112 posts) Tue Jul 4, 2017, 05:06 AM Jul 2017

I'll nae hae you intimidatin' me lassie!

Aye, tis true. My overgrown she cat reels me in wi' her devilish wiles and hellish blandishments. Then she beats on me. But what to do? She is beautiful.

Sorry for the awful Scottish phonetics. They are even more horrific when I enunciate then in my southern drawl.

Seriously. ..how Freudian can you get? All things being equal, I would rather my pussy whippings be a little less literal.

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I'll nae hae you intimidatin' me lassie! (Original Post) LSFL Jul 2017 OP

Kitties are fun get the red out Jul 2017 #1

Somerset LSFL Jul 2017 #2

Nice town, fantastic lake location get the red out Jul 2017 #3

get the red out

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1. Kitties are fun

Reply to LSFL (Original post)

Tue Jul 4, 2017, 05:59 AM

Jul 2017

But my female Border Collie is sternly opposed to them, LOL. Keeping the neighbor's white cat out of our yard is her obsession.

Where in Kentucky do you live? I live in Lexington, but I bet my accent is worse than yours since I was born and raised in Paintsville.

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LSFL

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2. Somerset

Reply to get the red out (Reply #1)

Tue Jul 4, 2017, 06:22 AM

Jul 2017

On the shores of beautiful Lake Cumberland.

Home of the Abusive Hell Kitty.

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get the red out

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3. Nice town, fantastic lake location

Reply to LSFL (Reply #2)

Wed Jul 5, 2017, 08:45 AM

Jul 2017

Hell Kitty is like my iPAD attack puppy, he tries to knock the thing out of my lap all the time so that I will pay attention to him!

Abusive Hell Kitty is probably very proud of him/her self.

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