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Cats vs Dogs (Humor)
A Doberman, a German Shepherd, and a Cat have died.
All three are faced with God, who wants to know what they believe in.
The German Shepherd says: "I believe in discipline, training, and loyalty to my master."
"Good" says God, come and sit on my right side.
"Doberman, what do you believe in?" asks God.
The Doberman answers: "I believe in love, care and protection of my master."
"Aha", says God. You may come and sit at my left side.
Then he looks at the cat and asks: "And what do you believe in?"
The cat then answers: "I believe you are sitting in my seat."
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