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TEB

(15,651 posts) Mon Dec 3, 2018, 09:06 AM Dec 2018

Practicing dog law attorney my client individual # 1

I had to hit the ground running this morning as a attorney of dog law.

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My wife - Boog get down from there stop eating the cat food as she was standing at the keurig

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My wife- telling boog to drop the old family size stouffers family size Mac and cheese container he liberated from the garage out of trash can as he was carrying it through the house heading upstairs to enjoy his treat.

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Practicing dog law attorney my client individual # 1 (Original Post) TEB Dec 2018 OP

You do any pro-bono work in cat law? I have one facing an immediate need!!! ret5hd Dec 2018 #1

We never turn away any furry friends TEB Dec 2018 #2

Although TEB Dec 2018 #3

Oh, I don't want him to actually win... ret5hd Dec 2018 #10

Shelby needs an attorney on retainer! get the red out Dec 2018 #4

I'll do it TEB Dec 2018 #5

He will pay in kibble get the red out Dec 2018 #6

No charge TEB Dec 2018 #7

i need to hire you! samnsara Dec 2018 #8

Mac and cheese containers Ohiogal Dec 2018 #9

ret5hd

(22,588 posts)

1. You do any pro-bono work in cat law? I have one facing an immediate need!!!

Reply to TEB (Original post)

Mon Dec 3, 2018, 09:15 AM

Dec 2018

TEB

(15,651 posts)

2. We never turn away any furry friends

Reply to ret5hd (Reply #1)

Mon Dec 3, 2018, 09:16 AM

Dec 2018

TEB

(15,651 posts)

3. Although

Reply to ret5hd (Reply #1)

Mon Dec 3, 2018, 09:18 AM

Dec 2018

I’ve never won a case yet

ret5hd

(22,588 posts)

10. Oh, I don't want him to actually win...

Reply to TEB (Reply #3)

Mon Dec 3, 2018, 09:52 AM

Dec 2018

Just don't want any claims of "lack of representation".

get the red out

(14,072 posts)

4. Shelby needs an attorney on retainer!

Reply to TEB (Original post)

Mon Dec 3, 2018, 09:23 AM

Dec 2018

There is a 2 year old Border Collie in our house that needs an attorney on retainer!

TEB

(15,651 posts)

5. I'll do it

Reply to get the red out (Reply #4)

Mon Dec 3, 2018, 09:23 AM

Dec 2018

get the red out

(14,072 posts)

6. He will pay in kibble

Reply to TEB (Reply #5)

Mon Dec 3, 2018, 09:26 AM

Dec 2018

But not very much! The dude's a pig!

TEB

(15,651 posts)

7. No charge

Reply to get the red out (Reply #6)

Mon Dec 3, 2018, 09:28 AM

Dec 2018

I understand boog is a pig as well

samnsara

(18,781 posts)

8. i need to hire you!

Reply to TEB (Original post)

Mon Dec 3, 2018, 09:31 AM

Dec 2018

Ohiogal

(41,054 posts)

9. Mac and cheese containers

Reply to TEB (Original post)

Mon Dec 3, 2018, 09:42 AM

Dec 2018

Doesn't that fall under eminent domain?

As in, this is eminently my domain, humans! Back off!

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