Practicing dog law attorney my client individual # 1

[TEB]

I had to hit the ground running this morning as a attorney of dog law.

0500
My wife - Boog get down from there stop eating the cat food as she was standing at the keurig

0545
My wife- telling boog to drop the old family size stouffers family size Mac and cheese container he liberated from the garage out of trash can as he was carrying it through the house heading upstairs to enjoy his treat.

[ret5hd]

1. You do any pro-bono work in cat law? I have one facing an immediate need!!!

[TEB]

2. We never turn away any furry friends

[TEB]

3. Although

I’ve never won a case yet

[ret5hd]

10. Oh, I don't want him to actually win...

Just don't want any claims of "lack of representation".

[get the red out]

4. Shelby needs an attorney on retainer!

There is a 2 year old Border Collie in our house that needs an attorney on retainer!

[TEB]

5. I'll do it

[get the red out]

6. He will pay in kibble

But not very much! The dude's a pig!

[TEB]

7. No charge

I understand boog is a pig as well

[samnsara]

8. i need to hire you!

[Ohiogal]

9. Mac and cheese containers

Doesn't that fall under eminent domain?

As in, this is eminently my domain, humans! Back off!