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TEB

(15,651 posts) Wed Dec 12, 2018, 08:49 PM Dec 2018

How to get a sofa all to yourself the boog

1-Eat cat food early in the day
After the man forgot to put cat bowl up

2- let it brew in tummy

3- unleash gas that man says smells like burning rubber and everybody clears out of family room.

You know it’s kind of lonely being on a couch all alone. Since man and the boys went to the front room I think I’ll go out and cuddle with them.

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How to get a sofa all to yourself the boog (Original Post) TEB Dec 2018 OP

Invest in Ceiling Fans irisblue Dec 2018 #1

Poor Boog, so lonely! MLAA Dec 2018 #2

My hardcore days ended 36 years ago TEB Dec 2018 #6

Febreeze...because sometimes the thing you love, can stink. samnsara Dec 2018 #3

A burning match gets rid of a lot of human farts, fierywoman Dec 2018 #4

KABOOG!! aeromanKC Dec 2018 #5

Boog is a good sized dog. His gas must be, uh, prominent. nt tblue37 Dec 2018 #8

We had to stop giving my dog the salmon food Ohiogal Dec 2018 #7

irisblue

(37,934 posts)

1. Invest in Ceiling Fans

Reply to TEB (Original post)

Wed Dec 12, 2018, 08:52 PM

Dec 2018

MLAA

(19,801 posts)

2. Poor Boog, so lonely!

Reply to TEB (Original post)

Wed Dec 12, 2018, 08:55 PM

Dec 2018

That is rough if bad enough to run off a couple of teenage boys and an Army man!

TEB

(15,651 posts)

6. My hardcore days ended 36 years ago

Reply to MLAA (Reply #2)

Wed Dec 12, 2018, 09:13 PM

Dec 2018

This dog is uuugh smelling

samnsara

(18,781 posts)

3. Febreeze...because sometimes the thing you love, can stink.

Reply to TEB (Original post)

Wed Dec 12, 2018, 08:57 PM

Dec 2018

fierywoman

(8,632 posts)

4. A burning match gets rid of a lot of human farts,

Reply to TEB (Original post)

Wed Dec 12, 2018, 09:06 PM

Dec 2018

does it work with cat farts?

aeromanKC

(3,963 posts)

5. KABOOG!!

Reply to fierywoman (Reply #4)

Wed Dec 12, 2018, 09:12 PM

Dec 2018

Smell of singed hair replaces gasous cat food.

tblue37

(68,449 posts)

8. Boog is a good sized dog. His gas must be, uh, prominent. nt

Reply to fierywoman (Reply #4)

Wed Dec 12, 2018, 10:11 PM

Dec 2018

Ohiogal

(41,070 posts)

7. We had to stop giving my dog the salmon food

Reply to TEB (Original post)

Wed Dec 12, 2018, 09:33 PM

Dec 2018

She would treat us to the kind of swamp gas smell that would burn your eyes

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