The new kitten has arrived. She's a fucking menace, man! W/pics
So Mrs. Glam brought her home yesterday evening. Beautiful Siamese. White, gray brown tail and ears, faint stripping on her legs, and the palest blue eyes. And huge paws! She gonna be a bigun!
SO I took her at the stairs and carried her to the tv room. Muddy wandered over, hissed, stared for a couple minutes and split. The mighty Zeppelin came along doing his clumsy dog thing. Scared the shit out of her she hissed and batted at him and then he went back to the kitchen hoping mom might drop something on the floor. Honestly, he could care less. Then came the twins. Side by side stalking their way into the room. Ears back, inching forward. Steviewonder was just curious. He kept his distance and just stared. The Beans however, man was she pissed! Hissing, crying, the whole 9 yards. She was so pissed she started chasing the other cats and smacking them around. Poor Bootsy Collins! She kinda does her own thing, not real sociable with the pet humans unless it's in certain places. She didn't even know there was a new cat in the house. She so had this WTF moment on her face when The Beans come at her. "What did I do? Why are you so pissed?" 
And the new kitty was just sweet as can be all night. Until I went to sleep. I don't know how many times I was woken up by a sandpaper tongue and sharp, kneading claws. My ears, my face, my nose, my arms, my neck, my ears again...I'd put her down at my feet and no sooner had I pulled up the blanket she was back at it. At one point I had to wrap myself in the blanet like a damn corpse so she'd leave me alone and go back to sleep. An hour later? Rinse, repeat all night!
Today, she's been with me all day in the office. She's been licking my hands while typing or using the mouse, sitting/laying in between me and the keyboard and brushing the touch pad screwing up what I'm working on. Climbing up to sit on my shoulder. At one point I was on the phone and she literally sat up and hugged me...while licking my neck of course.
She's a menace! 
Sleeping behind my laptop, under a monitor
This morning pre-caffiene and shower....
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She looks very happy and comfortable in her new environment.
I'm sure she will settle down---eventually!
Congrats on your newest acquisition, my dear Glamrock!
The Menace is in good company...you’re pretty well liked around here as well. Congrats on this little beauty! 🐱
Thanks mama!
And I loved the way you told the story. Made me *laughsnort*
and......she is 
Band members looking aloofly in different directions.
Enjoy the kitty. Fun times with the new furball!
She is gorgeous & sure weems to love you! 
Enjoy a lifetime of fun and love with the newest furry member of the family!
She's absolutely adorable!
She's so cute!
I can't believe you don't see that 
Bless you and your wife for your menagerie!
Yeah, you hate her and she's scared to death of you. That's my face (well, sorta) when I don't get NEARLY enough sleep. It says "Why are you still screwing with me and why did I bring you home?" She luv, luv, luvs you!!
....wasn’t this supposed to be Mrs. Glam’s cat?
Yes, yes it was. I been pushing the little one at her when she comes home from work....
Unfortunately, the kitten seems to like me better at the moment.
