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Mon Dec 7, 2020, 01:31 PM

Why am I god

to my cat?

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Reply Why am I god (Original post)
cilla4progress Dec 2020 OP
Timewas Dec 2020 #1
tblue37 Dec 2020 #2
cilla4progress Dec 2020 #3
Moostache Dec 2020 #4
Jerry2144 Dec 2020 #7
packman Dec 2020 #5
Merlot Dec 2020 #6
cilla4progress Dec 2020 #8
packman Dec 2020 #12
cilla4progress Dec 2020 #13
northoftheborder Dec 2020 #9
The Velveteen Ocelot Dec 2020 #10
cilla4progress Dec 2020 #11
TygrBright Dec 2020 #14

Response to cilla4progress (Original post)

Mon Dec 7, 2020, 01:32 PM

1. More like

Slave

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Response to cilla4progress (Original post)

Mon Dec 7, 2020, 01:32 PM

2. Cat: "You've got that backwards."

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Response to cilla4progress (Original post)

Mon Dec 7, 2020, 01:34 PM

3. Hahahaha



You guys clearly understand cats better than I!!

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Response to cilla4progress (Original post)

Mon Dec 7, 2020, 01:35 PM

4. Try leaving the food dish empty for a couple of hours...

The cat will change the pecking order on you very loudly! LOL!

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Response to Moostache (Reply #4)

Mon Dec 7, 2020, 01:36 PM

7. Correction- seconds

You mean try leaving the food dish empty for a few seconds. I swear my cat weighs the food dish and is it is even one gram lighter than normal, she starts raising a ruckus.

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Response to cilla4progress (Original post)

Mon Dec 7, 2020, 01:36 PM

5. Obviously you haven't yet learned the cat-to-human relationship

Give it some time

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Response to cilla4progress (Original post)

Mon Dec 7, 2020, 01:36 PM

6. You are the "food god/dess"

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Response to cilla4progress (Original post)

Mon Dec 7, 2020, 01:43 PM

8. I had to close the bedroom door during the night

because at about 3 am she again started scratching on the downstairs door - downstairs, where everything a cat could ever dream of co-exists with her - to be near me.

My husband says when she came upstairs, she just stood outside the bedroom staring at it!

She stares at me all the time!

I'm not even that nice to her!

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Response to cilla4progress (Reply #8)

Mon Dec 7, 2020, 03:39 PM

12. In one week she'll be sleeping on the bed

In two weeks she'll be sleeping on your chest or between you and your husband

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Response to packman (Reply #12)

Mon Dec 7, 2020, 03:48 PM

13. She already takes up the whole couch

when she lies on me .... and stares at me!

It's so weird to always have this cat STARING AT ME!

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Response to cilla4progress (Original post)

Mon Dec 7, 2020, 02:16 PM

9. cats live in another dimension!

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Response to cilla4progress (Original post)

Mon Dec 7, 2020, 02:58 PM

10. You aren't. The cat knows, from his Egyptian ancestors, that he is.

A dog looks at his human and think, "She feeds me and pets me and loves me; she must be God." The cat looks at the human and thinks, "She feeds me and pets me and loves me; I must be God."

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Response to The Velveteen Ocelot (Reply #10)

Mon Dec 7, 2020, 03:26 PM

11. Bin

go! Love it!

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Response to cilla4progress (Original post)

Mon Dec 7, 2020, 04:12 PM

14. You are in charge of quarters, weather, and meals. Cat is in charge of everything else. n/t

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