Why am I god

[cilla4progress]

to my cat?

[Timewas]

1. More like

Slave

[tblue37]

2. Cat: "You've got that backwards."

[cilla4progress]

3. Hahahaha

You guys clearly understand cats better than I!!

[Moostache]

4. Try leaving the food dish empty for a couple of hours...

The cat will change the pecking order on you very loudly! LOL!

[Jerry2144]

7. Correction- seconds

You mean try leaving the food dish empty for a few seconds. I swear my cat weighs the food dish and is it is even one gram lighter than normal, she starts raising a ruckus.

[packman]

5. Obviously you haven't yet learned the cat-to-human relationship

Give it some time

[Merlot]

6. You are the "food god/dess"

[cilla4progress]

8. I had to close the bedroom door during the night

because at about 3 am she again started scratching on the downstairs door - downstairs, where everything a cat could ever dream of co-exists with her - to be near me.

My husband says when she came upstairs, she just stood outside the bedroom staring at it!

She stares at me all the time!

I'm not even that nice to her!

[packman]

12. In one week she'll be sleeping on the bed

In two weeks she'll be sleeping on your chest or between you and your husband

[cilla4progress]

13. She already takes up the whole couch

when she lies on me .... and stares at me!

It's so weird to always have this cat STARING AT ME!

[northoftheborder]

9. cats live in another dimension!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

10. You aren't. The cat knows, from his Egyptian ancestors, that he is.

A dog looks at his human and think, "She feeds me and pets me and loves me; she must be God." The cat looks at the human and thinks, "She feeds me and pets me and loves me; I must be God."

[cilla4progress]

11. Bin

go! Love it!

[TygrBright]

14. You are in charge of quarters, weather, and meals. Cat is in charge of everything else. n/t