Scooter, my dog, is behaving like a Republican

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this morning he rolled around in literal shit, and now he is having a fit because I had to give him a shower.

[SheltieLover]

1. Lol

[ShazamIam]

2. And now I am imagining the Turnip Congress critters, in particular,

taking showers in a violent for profit prison where the guards are more dangerous than the convicts.

If that crossed a line, I will remove it.

[Bayard]

3. I thought you were going to say,

He was dragging his ass along the ground. Is that where he got his name?

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4. yes and he still does that some

but he does love to roll around as of late.

[Beastly Boy]

5. Disable the Fox Channel immediately!

I suspect your dog secretly turns it on when you are not around.

[GemDigger]

6. Every once in a while I will hear my roommate say to my dog

"what did you do? She called you trump, what did you do?"

[Duncanpup]

7. Scooter is a victim