Deux chats noirs

[Siwsan]

[Karadeniz]

1. Lovely !!

[iscooterliberally]

2. que c'est beau!

OK. I had use google translate. Hopefully this means what I think it does? I meant to say "how beautiful!"

[trof]

3. Three kittens went ice skating.

The ice was thin, and the kittens broke through.
Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq.

This is a joke my high school French teacher told.
Every class.

[ShazzieB]

4. I never heard that one before!

Even though I did take French, I had to say it out loud a couple of times before I got it.

[ChazInAz]

8. I first heard it long ago

On Danny Kay's variety show.
I was baffled. My English was good by that time, but puns were still problematic and my French was nonexistent. Fortunately, my mother spoke the language and provided illumination.

[niyad]

5. Two true beauties.

[wendyb-NC]

6. They are a striking duo

They don't look exactly alike either. The younger of the two has stripes in black in his coat. Madoc looks just jet black.

[tblue37]

7. Gryff, not Madoc. Madoc is white, with black spots.

And Sian is female.

[wendyb-NC]

9. Oh no, sorry

I was thinking Gryff, but I wrote Madoc. Sorry, my apologies.