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Sun Oct 22, 2017, 06:54 PM

Kokomo mans warning after having 16 guns stolen: Dont let strippers in your house

Grade A stupidity on display here

Howard County gun owner Billy Swaggerty said he learned a bitter lesson after his back door was kicked in last spring and more than a dozen firearms, some of them assault-style rifles, and the safes they were kept in were stolen.

“Be careful who you tell, keep it to yourself, don’t be bragging about how many guns you got, be careful who you let into your house and make sure you buy a quality safe,” he said. “And that’s another thing…don’t let strippers in your house.”

Swaggerty said last winter a woman he knew in passing showed up at his front door on Kokomo’s north side, shivering without a coat, and asking if he still had a spare bedroom.

Over his wife’s objections, Swaggerty let the woman move in.


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Reply Kokomo mans warning after having 16 guns stolen: Dont let strippers in your house (Original post)
47of74 Oct 2017 OP
htuttle Oct 2017 #1
Xipe Totec Oct 2017 #2
left-of-center2012 Oct 2017 #3
petronius Oct 2017 #6
Bob Loblaw Oct 2017 #4
Hangingon Oct 2017 #5

Response to 47of74 (Original post)

Sun Oct 22, 2017, 07:09 PM

1. "a woman he knew in passing showed up at his front door"

"We didn’t know that she was a stripper.”"

(lol, right...).

"Over his wife’s objections, Swaggerty let the woman move in."

TL;DR:
Swaggerty is doomed.

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Response to 47of74 (Original post)

Sun Oct 22, 2017, 07:11 PM

2. Not the kind of stripper he was expecting. nt

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Response to 47of74 (Original post)

Sun Oct 22, 2017, 07:45 PM

3. A stripper he hardly knew

"She was wearing clothes when we met"

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Response to left-of-center2012 (Reply #3)

Mon Oct 23, 2017, 03:54 PM

6. It was true then: he 'barely' knew her



But yeah: he doesn't really know her, but she knows where he lives and that he has a spare bedroom? I'm somehow unconvinced...

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Response to 47of74 (Original post)

Sun Oct 22, 2017, 09:11 PM

4. The hiring guidelines

at The Hip Hugger aren't what they used to be.

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Response to 47of74 (Original post)

Mon Oct 23, 2017, 10:19 AM

5. I thought everyone had learned to keep the details of teir gun collection close.

Bragging just alerts robbers and problem people.

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