Why the fuck does CNN think this is this news?

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Why the fuck does FOX News, jr. CNN think this is this news?

Los Angeles (CNN) -- Paramedics were called to Lindsay Lohan's Los Angeles hotel room when she did not wake up from a nap Friday morning, but the actress "is fine," her publicist said.

Lohan joked about the incident in a Twitter posting early Saturday:

"Note to self.. After working 85 hours in 4 days, and being up all night shooting, be very aware that you might pass out from exhaustion & 7 paramedics MIGHT show up @ your door.... Hopefully theyre cute. Otherwise it would be a real let down."

Lohan, 25, was simply sleeping after working "a grueling schedule the past few days," publicist Steve Honig said.

[liberal N proud]

1. They needed a diversion

[Scootaloo]

2. Because by the standards of US media, it is.

[MnExpat]

3. Probably for the same reason that CurrentTV thinks this is

Tom Cruise insisted on singing his own parts in “Rock of Ages,” says director Adam Shankman

http://current.com/shows/the-gavin-newsom-show/videos/tom-cruise-insisted-on-singing-his-own-parts-in-rock-of-ages-says-director-adam-shankman/

FROM THE SHOW—“Rock of Ages” director Adam Shankman explains how Tom Cruise argued it was all or nothing when it came to taking a lead role in the new musical. Shankman says Cruise practiced with Axl Rose’s voice coach for several hours a day, and discovered he possessed a four-octave vocal range.

The Gavin Newsom Show airs Fridays at 11p ET / 8p PT.

[Lint Head]

4. 4 octave vocal range. Xenu is composed of 4 letters.

OMG Tom Cruise is Xenu!! Is it prison planet yet?

There are so many ways the media could take this.

[hrmjustin]

5. Because there are people that follow this.

i do not know why.

[Individualism]

6. Its a distraction

for when the fed or the goverment does something bad against the people.