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(23,526 posts)i'm the old fart on his porch, obsessed with his lawn
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SCantiGOP
(13,841 posts)Damn hippies.
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(3,971 posts)Croney
(4,646 posts)and a note saying to stay safe and let them know if we need anything. It does make one feel old.
trof
(54,255 posts)irisblue
(32,794 posts)appalachiablue
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dem4decades
(11,209 posts)Totally Tunsie
(10,885 posts)It slays me to hear the newscasters speak of "elderly man in his late '60s", and I'm like "What? Wait a minute...huh?"
Skittles
(152,918 posts)you know it's the "GEEZERS next door"
trof
(54,255 posts)Skittles
(152,918 posts)F***
trof
(54,255 posts)Skittles
(152,918 posts)I relayed this story to another DUer recently:
At the end of a mobility exercise I stopped by the CPBO. While walking the halls, a guy walking towards me said something about me being in all green (fatigues), then abruptly stepped in front of me, blocking my way. He leaned in close and said to me in a low voice,
.but I bet you are real purty pink inside. Thing is, he was wearing a t-shirt, shorts and FLIP FLOPS. I was wearing COMBAT BOOTS. I stepped back a bit, raised my right foot high and then SMASHED his toes. While he was hopping around screaming YOU BITCH! YOU BITCH! I kicked him so hard in the shin I felt it in my butt for a week.
I got in a bit of trouble for it but it was worth it because later when I saw him hobbling around on base I shouted HEY, HOWS YOUR FOOT, PERVERT? HAHAHAHAHA.
trof
(54,255 posts)bottomofthehill
(8,239 posts)Trof
Just got off the phone with Captain Hoglander. He is driving from Florida to Massachusetts. I swear, the guy will never get old.
trof
(54,255 posts)I forgot who you are.
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DavidDvorkin
(19,392 posts)All of our neighbors were ooooold. Close to fifty years later, we're still in the same house, those oooold neighbors have died (with one exception), and like you, we're the old couple next door.
It's weird.
JohnnyLib2
(11,202 posts)along with Mrs. Coot.
Of course, I don't feel like one, and I disliked this "over 60" thing, but now I'm wondering why nobody is checking on us to make sure we're okay!
trof
(54,255 posts)Thanks for asking! You ok?