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Emile

(23,478 posts)
Tue Feb 6, 2024, 07:00 PM Feb 2024

90 year old man goes for a physical.

A 90-year-old man goes for a physical and all of his tests come back normal…

The doctor says, “Larry, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?”

Larry replies, “God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so He’s fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, poof! The light goes on. When I’m done, poof! The light goes off.”

“Wow, that’s incredible,” the doctor says.

A little later in the day, the doctor calls Larry’s wife.

“Bonnie,” he says, “Larry is doing fine! But I had to call you because I’m in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night, and poof, the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he’s done, poof, the light goes off?”

“Oh sweet Jesus”, exclaims Bonnie. “He’s peeing in the refrigerator again!”

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90 year old man goes for a physical. (Original Post) Emile Feb 2024 OP
Thanks for the laugh! pandr32 Feb 2024 #1
I was expecting the couple going in for a checkup usonian Feb 2024 #2
LOLOL 😂 Emile Feb 2024 #3
I love it gopiscrap Feb 2024 #4
😂 Duncanpup Feb 2024 #5

usonian

(10,121 posts)
2. I was expecting the couple going in for a checkup
Tue Feb 6, 2024, 07:25 PM
Feb 2024

Can't find it online.

Couple goes in for a checkup. They are asked to fill in a form.

Do you have mutual climax?

They think about it, and respond.

No, we have Blue Cross.

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