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True Blue Door

(2,969 posts) Thu Oct 31, 2013, 10:09 PM Oct 2013

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5 Republican jokes.

1. Why do Republicans hate wine?

In vino veritas.

2. What do you call a Republican in poverty?

Justice.

3. What do you call a Republican science teacher?

A failure.

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5 Republican jokes. (Original Post) True Blue Door Oct 2013 OP

Looking forward to the other two! Scuba Oct 2013 #1

Very limited capacity for humor there with those Republics. Also Mira Nov 2013 #2

That was part of the joke. Too subtle? True Blue Door Nov 2013 #3

Scuba

(53,475 posts)

1. Looking forward to the other two!

Reply to True Blue Door (Original post)

Thu Oct 31, 2013, 10:16 PM

Oct 2013

Mira

(22,380 posts)

2. Very limited capacity for humor there with those Republics. Also

Reply to Scuba (Reply #1)

Fri Nov 1, 2013, 11:00 AM

Nov 2013

they can't count too high.

True Blue Door

(2,969 posts)

3. That was part of the joke. Too subtle?

Reply to Scuba (Reply #1)

Fri Nov 1, 2013, 11:48 AM

Nov 2013

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