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russ1943

(618 posts)
Fri Nov 1, 2013, 01:05 AM Nov 2013

MY version, H Ford told it better.

Harrison Ford told David Letterman a pair of jokes tonight.
One, paraphrased.
Some old timer is is being honored, a birthday or some such event. Presented with some lavish gifts in the ball room of a luxury hotel. He’s then escorted by his closest friends upstairs to a penthouse suite where they light up Cuban cigars and enjoy a snifter of a very expensive cognac then the friends depart. The bedroom door opens and a beautiful woman approaches and explains to him she’s there to provide super sex.
He looks and says…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..

Wait…………for …………………it………………………









“I’ll have the soup!”

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MY version, H Ford told it better. (Original Post) russ1943 Nov 2013 OP
Heh ... Cute! Thanks for sharing. :o) SaveOurDemocracy Nov 2013 #1
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