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Related: About this forumIt is to laugh - Never put off til tomorrow - what you can laugh at today!


















































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It is to laugh - Never put off til tomorrow - what you can laugh at today! (Original Post)
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Marthe48
(22,869 posts)1. The one about Lifesavers
I heard a version that the teacher was showing little kids pictures of animals and asking what each animal was. She showed a picture of a steer and one of the kids said, "It's a cow!" The teacher nodded and showed a picture of a goat, and one of the kids said, "That's a billy goat!" The teacher smiled encouragement and showed a picture of a stag. The kids were puzzled, and stared at the picture. The teacher offered a hint, "Your Mom might call your Dad this sometimes." And one of the kids proudly exclaimed, "It's a horny bastard!"
calikid
(703 posts)2. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Excellent!
It IS to laugh!
TommieMommy
(2,731 posts)3. Hilarious 👍👍 thank you
