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Marthe48

(23,453 posts) Wed Jul 16, 2025, 06:51 PM Jul 2025

A young couple went on 8 dates, went to the movies on the 9th

Their dates were dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner

BATMAN!

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A young couple went on 8 dates, went to the movies on the 9th (Original Post) Marthe48 Jul 2025 OP

Who WRITES this stuff? bucolic_frolic Jul 2025 #1

I love it, Thank you Marthe48 JMCKUSICK Jul 2025 #2

I used to use the Batman Prayer before lunch Seinan Sensei Jul 2025 #3

Oh! That's Bad! 3825-87867 Jul 2025 #4

My work here is done! Marthe48 Jul 2025 #5

Oh no! 3825-87867 Jul 2025 #7

Yep!!!! I Love It! BurnDoubt Jul 2025 #8

A local friend texted me with an addendum: 3825-87867 Jul 2025 #9

This message was self-deleted by its author Marthe48 Jul 2025 #6

bucolic_frolic

(55,840 posts)

1. Who WRITES this stuff?

Reply to Marthe48 (Original post)

Wed Jul 16, 2025, 06:58 PM

Jul 2025

There's not even a smiley for *guffaw!!*

JMCKUSICK

(6,618 posts)

2. I love it, Thank you Marthe48

Reply to Marthe48 (Original post)

Wed Jul 16, 2025, 08:03 PM

Jul 2025

Seinan Sensei

(1,644 posts)

3. I used to use the Batman Prayer before lunch

Reply to Marthe48 (Original post)

Fri Jul 18, 2025, 02:31 PM

Jul 2025

Thank you for our dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner

Amen!

(the kids loved it)

3825-87867

(2,018 posts)

4. Oh! That's Bad!

Reply to Marthe48 (Original post)

Fri Jul 18, 2025, 03:34 PM

Jul 2025

Now I have that melody stuck in my head!

Marthe48

(23,453 posts)

5. My work here is done!

Reply to 3825-87867 (Reply #4)

Fri Jul 18, 2025, 05:13 PM

Jul 2025

Lol. Maybe you can find something worse.
When I was a kid, my best friend told me this one: What did the Pink Panther say when he saw a crushed bug?
Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead a-ant.

3825-87867

(2,018 posts)

7. Oh no!

Reply to Marthe48 (Reply #5)

Sat Jul 19, 2025, 05:44 PM

Jul 2025

You ain't done. Need more humor. Besides, I pay overtime. Yep, in Krasnovian Klepto Kurrency, or Kleptos as they are called.
It's the best Kurrency ever. Gonna replace dollars. Workers have come up to me, tears in their eyes...well, you know the rest!

BurnDoubt

(1,909 posts)

8. Yep!!!! I Love It!

Reply to 3825-87867 (Reply #7)

Mon Jul 21, 2025, 10:51 PM

Jul 2025

KKKlepto!! Good Work!
Asymmetrical Warfare under way.

3825-87867

(2,018 posts)

9. A local friend texted me with an addendum:

Reply to BurnDoubt (Reply #8)

Fri Jul 25, 2025, 08:38 AM

Jul 2025

KKKrypto Kurrancy!

Fits pretty well!

Response to 3825-87867 (Reply #4)

Marthe48 This message was self-deleted by its author.

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