Orange Julius Caesar is scheduled to talk live on TV at noon EDT today.

[generalbetrayus]

[Attilatheblond]

1. Will get out the ginger I use for nausea

[rso]

2. Trump

I thought it was at 2.

[generalbetrayus]

8. It may be, since it didn't happen at noon.

[Ray Bruns]

3. I love that gif.

[ariadne0614]

4. Will someone watch so I don't hafta?

Please & Thank You.

[Sneederbunk]

5. Will he be sitting, standing or propped up?

[NNadir]

6. Julius Ceasar was many bad things, but he was competent.

The orange pedophile has no real accomplishments.

[Oppaloopa]

7. I do not like missing my soaps for his crap

[Gaugamela]

9. I'm curious if it will actually be live, or a pre-recorded video shot in the oval. Either way,

I expect a drugged monotone delivery with no questions taken, if it’s even done in front of reporters.

[GiqueCee]

10. Ummm...

... I don't think an actual statement is scheduled. The bowl of alphabet soup is the joke, like a word salad. It's gibberish; it makes no sense at all, which is the case with pretty much anything that comes out of his mouth or his anus, as the two are virtually indistinguishable from one another.
The man's so full of shit, I'm amazed his eyes aren't brown.