Jesus & Moses go Golfing

[KS Toronado]

Jesus, Moses & an elderly looking man were out golfing, Moses steps up, terrible shot heads to the pond
Moses runs up, the water parts and the ball bounces across bottom of pond and onto the green,Jesus
says "fine shot Moses"

Jesus steps up, terrible shot it also heads to the pond, it sits on the water, Jesus walks across the water,
stands and chips the ball up onto the green. Moses says "You too Jesus fine shot"

The elderly looking gentleman is just taking this all in. He steps up, hits the worst shot of the three, goes
about 40 yards, huuggee wind gust pushes the ball all the way into the pond, sinks to the bottom. Big carp
comes up leaps the water, a minute later apex three feet with a ball in it's mouth, starling comes out of the
woods, grabs the ball right at the apex, flies 325 yards down the fairway, drops the ball onto the green,
squirrel comes out of the woods, nudges the ball into the cup for a hole in one. Jesus says "Nice shot Dad"

[Biophilic]

1. I'm not the least bit religious, but that gave me my first laugh this morning. Thanks.

[EYESORE 9001]

2. Moses replies

‘Did you come to play golf or just screw around?’

[Old Crank]

3. When I heard this

After the hole in one, Moses says; Jesus, I hate playing golf with your dad.....

[JoseBalow]

4. "Jesus walks across the water, stands and chips the ball up onto the green."

Another golfer asks, "Who does he think he is, Jesus Christ?"

Their caddy replies, "Actually, he is Jesus Christ. Bit he thinks he's Arnold Palmer."

[KS Toronado]

5. Had a good laugh over this one.

[bfoxmatt]

6. Eldering golfing "gentleman"

I thought it was going to be about our convict in charge except you said he was a gentleman! Thanks for all the laughs! We need them more than ever!!