Sure you know Jack Shit?
AW💩 the fertilizer magnate, married OH💩,OH💩 was the owner of knee deep in💩, they had one son
Jack, in turn Jack💩 married No💩. The deeply religious couple produced six children, Holy💩, Give a 💩,
Full of 💩, Bull💩, and the twins Deep💩, and Dip💩.
Against her parent's objections Deep💩 married Dumb💩 a high school dropout. After being married 15
years Jack💩 and No💩 divorced. No💩 later married Ted Sherlock, she wanted to keep her previous
name, she was then known as No💩 Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip💩 married Loada💩, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named
chicken 💩. Bull💩 the prodigal son left home to tour the world, he recently returned from Italy with his
new Italian bride Pizza💩.
Now when someone says "You don't know Jack💩" you can correct them.
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load of horse "trump!"
Had my first good laugh for the day. 
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