It is to laugh - A man finds an odd-looking bottle...
A man finds an odd-looking bottle and rubs it. Much to his surprise, a genie appears. “For releasing me from the bottle, I will grant you three wishes,” says the genie. “But there’s a catch. For each of your wishes, Trump will receive double what you ask for.”
First the man wishes for a Ferrari. Poof! A Ferrari appears in front of him. “Now, Trump has been given two Ferraris,” says the genie. “What is your next wish?” “I could really use a million dollars,” replies the man. Poof! One million dollars appears at his feet. “Now, Trump is two million dollars richer,” the genie reminds him.
“What is your third wish?” The man thinks and says, “Well, I’ve always wanted to donate a kidney…”
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a heart attack just half as bad as what it would take to kill me.
The kidney idea is probably better though. 
