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Wed May 20, 2015, 07:22 PM

Ted Cruz Sex Toy

Somewhat (aka very) strange news story here, but here it goes...

So I saw this mentioned on Comedy Central's show '@Midnight' early last week. Apparently someone started an Indiegogo campaign to make a Ted Cruz dildo: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/ted-cruz-is-a-dick--2/x/10709492

Comedy central clip begins at 6:26: http://www.cc.com/full-episodes/453th9/-midnight-monday--may-11--2015-season-2-ep-02104#time=6m24s&index=0

I can't stop laughing... and to be honest, their Ted Cruz dildo model is pretty well-done. Maybe I'm insane, but I donated.

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leftofkant May 2015 OP
Warren DeMontague May 2015 #1
leftofkant May 2015 #2
leftofkant May 2015 #3
MosheFeingold May 2015 #4
Name removed Sep 2015 #5
mackerel Sep 2015 #6
woz75 Nov 2015 #7
FounderY Nov 2015 #8

Response to leftofkant (Original post)

Wed May 20, 2015, 07:37 PM

1. Given the weird shape of his head, I bet it hits all sorts of hard to reach spaces.

... okay, fine, forget I said that.

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Response to Warren DeMontague (Reply #1)

Wed May 20, 2015, 07:52 PM

2. Hahaha, one can only hope :)

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Response to leftofkant (Original post)

Fri May 22, 2015, 11:21 AM

3. Wow

Ha. Now I see that the New York Observer did a news story about this http://observer.com/2015/05/ted-cruz-dildo-edward-snowden-bust/

Life is stranger than fiction, as they say.

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Response to leftofkant (Original post)

Thu May 28, 2015, 04:51 PM

4. He could only hope to be so large. n/t

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Response to leftofkant (Original post)

Tue Sep 22, 2015, 12:55 AM

6. I kinda made me a little sick.

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Response to leftofkant (Original post)

Wed Nov 11, 2015, 11:39 PM

7. TOO FUNNY

 

Ted is no doubt a dildo but I don't see anyone besides Joshua Feuerstein actually pleasuring themselves with it lol

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Response to leftofkant (Original post)

Mon Nov 16, 2015, 06:54 AM

8. Since this is an offbeat humor forum we can now beatoff too!

 

Offbeat = Beatoff
Yep.

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