New Trevor Noah rule:

[Stonepounder]

If you want a particular group of 'immigrants' to leave, then you immediately have to give up eating their ethnic food.

Want to get rid of Mexicans? No more tacos for you!
Hate Jews? There go your bagels, lox, and the like.
Send Asians back where they came from? No more chop suey, egg rolls, sesame chicken, or sushi.

Want to get rid of ALL 'furriners'? - there go ALL your spices, including pepper, chili powder, oregano, and on and on.

[bobbieinok]

1. Coffee?? Tea??

[Staph]

2. If you want coffee, you have to let in folks from the Middle East.

If you want tea, you need to open the doors to folks from China and India.

If we keep out the Russians, we have to give up borscht. I can live with that! (What about vodka, you say? The Finns make vodka!)

[red dog 1]

3. Want to get rid of Arabs?

No more Falafel for you!