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ECSkeptic

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Mon Jun 29, 2020, 10:16 AM Jun 2020

There's a special room in hell...

Last edited Mon Jun 29, 2020, 01:18 PM - Edit history (1)

There's a special place in hell waiting for John Bolton. It looks like a Congressional meeting room with an audience and up front there's a demon who looks like Adam Schiff. So this is Bolton's eternity:
Demon Schiff: Mr. Bolton, will you please present your testimony to Congress?
Bolton, tied to a chair and doomed to answer the same way every time: No, Congressman, I need to save that for my book!
<Another demon slaps a big piece of duct tape over Bolton's mustache and pulls it off.>
Duct Tape: RRIIIIIPPPPPP
Bolton: AUUUUUGH!!!
Mustache: <grows back>
Demon Schiff: Mr. Bolton, will you please present your testimony to Congress?
John Bolton: No, Congressman, I need to save that for my book!
Duct Tape: RRIIIIIPPPPPP
For ever and ever and ever...

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There's a special room in hell... (Original Post) ECSkeptic Jun 2020 OP
I can live with that 😬 MLAA Jun 2020 #1
Oh the pain I_UndergroundPanther Jun 2020 #2
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