Evil Clown hired for stalking, threats and a pie in the face

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Dominic Deville stalks young victims for a week, sending chilling texts, making prank phone calls and setting traps in letterboxes.
He posts notes warning children they are being watched, telling them they will be attacked.
But Deville is not an escaped lunatic or some demonic monster.
He is a birthday treat, hired by mum and dad, and the ‘attack’ involves being splatted in the face with a cake.
‘The child feels more and more that it is being pursued,’ said Deville.


Read more: http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/821591-evil-clown-hired-for-stalking-threats-and-a-pie-in-the-face

[NYC_SKP]

1. That is one sorry-ass pie.

Needs to work on that part, otherwise very terrifying.

I want to hire him to stalk and pie me, but only after he improves his pie skills.

[freshwest]

2. This makes the case for SYG for kids. Bang! Take that, you evil clown!

[Scuba]

3. And I thought my parents were sickos.