Mars Candy is adding a Carlson Tucker M&M to the mix.....

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[hermetic]

1. LOL!

[PJMcK]

2. White candy on the outside

Horse shit on the inside.

[underpants]

3. 👆😆😆😆😆

[SouthernDem4ever]

6. LOL

[L. Coyote]

12. Oh crap, you revealed our super secret MAGA smart pills recipe.

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[geardaddy]

22. My guess is that

He likes to knock off a chunk to the the lady M&Ms. And what is the deal about having a drink with any of them?

[SergeStorms]

23. Apparently he's been having trysts....

with cartoon characters?

My guess is Jessica Rabbit being his booty call.

[geardaddy]

24. Or Betty Rubble.

[SergeStorms]

26. Hey, I had a "thing" for Betty Rubble.

Tucker isn't a baby boomer though, so he may never have been subjected to the allure of the tempting Betty Rubble.

[PurgedVoter]

27. Your fooling yourself, she'll never leave Barney

[geardaddy]

28. LOL

Yep, it definitely was a thing back then!

[AZLD4Candidate]

29. I didn't even have to click on your post and I was thinking the same thing.

[Moebym]

4. Needs little bowties.

[LakeArenal]

5. Will melt in your soul, not in your brain.

[bluecollar2]

7. This needs to go mainstream

Democrats such as Pelosi, Schumer, Warren, AOC et al need to just make passing comments referencing this meme.

E.g....I'm looking forward to the new candy from M&M...

when asked "What new candy?" They respond...

I heard M&M's are making changes...I love chocolate

[AllaN01Bear]

8. revenge is best served cold . its cold in space . khannnnnn!!! , khannnn!!!!

[DBoon]

15. In space, no one can hear your whine

[rsdsharp]

9. The only job Tucker is qualified for is

proofreader in the M&M factory.

And maybe not even that (W. . .W. . . M. . .W)

[Oldtimeralso]

11. This was the job that king George the second had

Until he was fired from for not just rejecting the W's but also the E's and the 3's.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

10. this a grown man reporting in m&m's

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[halfulglas]

21. I personally don't want to have a drink with any candy cartoon character.

They tend to get too rowdy and attract too much attention while I'm drinking.

[VGNonly]

13. M&M fired Tucker,

he kept throwing away the Ws.

[InAbLuEsTaTe]

14. LMFAO!!

[mjvpi]

16. I was sure it would be a peanut M&M with no chocolate or coating. Just nuts.

[GB_RN]

17. Of All The Things For Carlson To Get His Wife's Panties In A Twist Over...

This is probably the most pathetic, ever.

I heard FucKKKer told his wife he didn't like her panties. He told her they were too revealing and too tight. Her response was to tell him to take them off.

[Wounded Bear]

18. K & R...nt

[KS Toronado]

19. Looks like a hard pill to swallow.

[Paladin]

20. K&R. (nt)

[BobTheSubgenius]

25. NOICE!!!