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The Mormon and the Irishman
A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight to New York . After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Irishman asked for whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips." The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too, I didn't know we had a choice.”
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