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Duncanpup

(13,000 posts)
Mon Mar 28, 2022, 10:33 AM Mar 2022

Just was told this joke about COVID mask by friend

A woman was pumping gas with a mask and across from her at the pumps a lady said dear the pandemic is a hoax you do not need to wear a mask, the woman with mask on responded it’s part of my parole conditions dear.

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Just was told this joke about COVID mask by friend (Original Post) Duncanpup Mar 2022 OP
Maybe we need to collect "excuses" for masking usonian Mar 2022 #1
LOL +1. Emile Mar 2022 #2
I don't like to smell people cynical_idealist Mar 2022 #3

usonian

(10,096 posts)
1. Maybe we need to collect "excuses" for masking
Mon Mar 28, 2022, 11:03 AM
Mar 2022

other than SURVIVAL.

Given the fondness of anti-maskers for conspiracy theories, how about "Haven't you heard about the nerve gas attack?"

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