My wife was screaming this morning give it to me I'm so wet

[Duncanpup]

She can scream all she wants I’m not giving her the umbrella.

[Better Days Ahoy]

1. It seems that when we age

Our priorities pivot. Better luck next time.

[Aussie105]

2. Thinking there for a second

she just had a too cold shower and you were keeping a towel away from her.

No other explanation is possible - umbrella or towel.

[jaxexpat]

3. Good on ya, mate.

[packman]

4. Sorry- I find these "MY wife was --" posts offensive

Seems rather tacky to me and a bit too risque - I'm not a prude, but I don't come to DU to read tacky, juvenile jokes about women or men's sex escapades. Humor, I love and enjoy the jokes and postings, but there has to be a line..

[Biophilic]

5. Then why do you read them?

I know what I'm going to get when I read one of his posts and they usually make me at least smile.

[packman]

6. No- with all due respect - WHY POST THEM?

You don't find that a "joke" about your wife being wet posted on DU- where we come as adults to read about political issues and general banter - being over the line?

They have other adult sites for that sort of voyeurism and humor- I just feel those type of jokes going into that type of language has no place on this venue.

[Biophilic]

7. Sorry, we'll just have to agree to disagree on that as long as no one makes anyone else read

specific post. If you were required to read each post my answer would be different. DU is a huge community with varied interests and tastes. Luckily we each have a choice of what posts to read. I know that I skip over the vast majority of what is posted. I just don't have the time or energy to read everything. Those are my choices.

[Naio]

8. What about your icon pic?

[KS Toronado]

9. Good catch! I missed that.