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Three cows were playing poker And smoking weed. (Original Post) Duncanpup Oct 2022 OP
Good one..... Lovie777 Oct 2022 #1
Not sure Duncanpup Oct 2022 #2
ground beef...... Lovie777 Oct 2022 #4
High? Bernardo de La Paz Oct 2022 #3
Changed it forgot to add they were smoking weed Duncanpup Oct 2022 #5
No problem. I was just riffing off your starting point. . . . nt Bernardo de La Paz Oct 2022 #6
always Duncanpup Oct 2022 #7
You also failed to mention the bull that quit playing because it was so cold... rubbersole Oct 2022 #18
"Slip into a tight Jersey" sop Oct 2022 #22
😁 CentralMass Oct 2022 #8
Lol! Diamond_Dog Oct 2022 #9
Lol cate94 Oct 2022 #10
Udderly despicable. I like it. twodogsbarking Oct 2022 #11
Moo-vy sarge43 Oct 2022 #12
.....and the chips were down. jaxexpat Oct 2022 #13
Cows love grass. It really helps them relax IronLionZion Oct 2022 #14
The flop did no one any good. The Jungle 1 Oct 2022 #15
One cow jumped over the moon bucolic_frolic Oct 2022 #16
Was Devin Mooooonez one of the cows playing? rpannier Oct 2022 #17
Nothing better on a cold winter evening rambler_american Oct 2022 #19
I heard that joke before.....it must be deja-moo! Ziggysmom Oct 2022 #20
That's just udderly ridiculous lonely bird Oct 2022 #21
Do you mean were playing poker? PoindexterOglethorpe Oct 2022 #23

rubbersole

(6,518 posts)
18. You also failed to mention the bull that quit playing because it was so cold...
Fri Oct 21, 2022, 08:14 AM
Oct 2022

He went back to the barn to slip into a tight Jersey. (All credit goes to Doug Clark and the Hot Nuts - '68.)

 

The Jungle 1

(4,552 posts)
15. The flop did no one any good.
Fri Oct 21, 2022, 07:59 AM
Oct 2022

After the flop the veal said lets quit playing and run down the hill and get after one of those cows. The old bull says lets walk down the hill and get after all those cows.

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