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Related: About this forumThree cows were playing poker And smoking weed.
The steaks were high.
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Three cows were playing poker And smoking weed. (Original Post)
Duncanpup
Oct 2022
OP
You also failed to mention the bull that quit playing because it was so cold...
rubbersole
Oct 2022
#18
Lovie777
(11,986 posts)1. Good one.....
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Duncanpup
(12,714 posts)2. Not sure
Lovie777
(11,986 posts)4. ground beef......
Bernardo de La Paz
(48,773 posts)3. High?
That grass is the other kind of grass.
Duncanpup
(12,714 posts)5. Changed it forgot to add they were smoking weed
Need more coffee
Bernardo de La Paz
(48,773 posts)6. No problem. I was just riffing off your starting point. . . . nt
Duncanpup
(12,714 posts)7. always
rubbersole
(6,518 posts)18. You also failed to mention the bull that quit playing because it was so cold...
He went back to the barn to slip into a tight Jersey. (All credit goes to Doug Clark and the Hot Nuts - '68.)
sop
(9,943 posts)22. "Slip into a tight Jersey"
Hahahaha.
CentralMass
(15,265 posts)8. 😁
Diamond_Dog
(31,657 posts)9. Lol!
twodogsbarking
(9,289 posts)11. Udderly despicable. I like it.
sarge43
(28,939 posts)12. Moo-vy
jaxexpat
(6,700 posts)13. .....and the chips were down.
IronLionZion
(45,250 posts)14. Cows love grass. It really helps them relax
The Jungle 1
(4,552 posts)15. The flop did no one any good.
After the flop the veal said lets quit playing and run down the hill and get after one of those cows. The old bull says lets walk down the hill and get after all those cows.
bucolic_frolic
(42,654 posts)16. One cow jumped over the moon
rpannier
(24,304 posts)17. Was Devin Mooooonez one of the cows playing?
rambler_american
(789 posts)19. Nothing better on a cold winter evening
than a good pot roast.
Ziggysmom
(3,374 posts)20. I heard that joke before.....it must be deja-moo!
lonely bird
(1,642 posts)21. That's just udderly ridiculous
PoindexterOglethorpe
(25,746 posts)23. Do you mean were playing poker?
We're = we are.