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usonian

(9,695 posts)
Mon Nov 21, 2022, 12:06 PM Nov 2022

Have a peaceful Thanksgiving. Un-vite your maga relatives.

Last edited Tue Nov 22, 2022, 05:50 PM - Edit history (1)

Just tell them that you have prepared a very special Thanksgiving dinner for them.
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Schmuck a L'Orange



Beans with flame-broiled and crushed Jordan almonds.

Fried Greens.

Stone Soup.


Flaming Flynn Flan



Delivered to our doorstep in the dark of night.
Bombe Surprise

and for GOOD CHEER:

Piping hot Blended Ron Ron


After dinner, we will chop down some HOLLY, wrap it around a wire and nail it to the door.
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Print and send to someone you loved.

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Have a peaceful Thanksgiving. Un-vite your maga relatives. (Original Post) usonian Nov 2022 OP
Love me some "stone soup" sanatanadharma Nov 2022 #1

sanatanadharma

(3,689 posts)
1. Love me some "stone soup"
Mon Nov 21, 2022, 12:25 PM
Nov 2022

In the village, under the shade tree, three sadhus sat around a small fire boiling water in a pot.
Villagers watched as each sadhu unwrapped a small packet revealing a smooth stone, perfectly palm sized and, like any good worry stone, polished to a shine.

The sadhus had no worries. They placed the three stones in the pot.
When asked what they were doing, they replied, "Making stone soup" and sat silently, simply stirring.
Word spread and more astonished visitors gathered to watch.

One sadhu said, "You know, an onion would be a great addition, considering the heat."
Said another, "Yes, and turmeric and sal ..." but the third interrupted with, "Remember the potatoes in the previous village?"
The sadhus sat and stirred and villagers came and went home and returned, and long after the sadhus left, everyone agreed it was the best 'stone soup' they'd ever had.

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