One day a gorilla was walking along and spotted, nearby, a lion sleeping.
This lion was known to bully all the local animals and the gorilla decided it was time for a little payback.
The gorilla spots a pile of elephant dung nearby and decides what he is going to do. He scoops up the dung and smashes it into the sleeping lion's face. The gorilla takes off laughing while hearing the outraged roars of the lion.
As the gorilla hears the lion chasing him he arrives at a safari camp and looks for a place to hide. He spots a tent and hides in it. In there he spots a pith helmet and puts it on and sticks a pipe in his mouth. He also snaps open a newspaper and puts it up to his face.
Almost immediately the lion runs and into the tent and asks, "hey, you seen a gorilla come through here?"
The gorilla responds, "you mean the one who pushed elephant shit in the lion's face?"
The lion responds, "what the hell, I can't believe it's in the newspaper already!"
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Neeed that. 
Still chuckling
