I have sex daily

[Duncanpup]

I mean dyslexia fcuk.

[GreenWave]

1. I was hoping for a Bonobo chimp story!

I just found a modest one!

[link:|

[Beartracks]

8. Well, that *is* a big piece of wood.

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[Ziggysmom]

2. Oh my goodness! That is definitely a click bait heading!

You started my rainy, snowy day with a huge laugh. Thank you!

[Duncanpup]

14. How much snow did you get.

It was in the 60’s today in Biglerville pa unbelievable for February.

[2naSalit]

3. ...

[unblock]

4. epic nun!

i mean nice pun dimnat!

[MiHale]

5. I saw sex daisy thought it was a chain story...

[tavernier]

6. HA!

[Probatim]

7. I have "hall" sex several times a day.

My wife stands at one end of the hallway and I at the other and we you "f*ck you" at each other.

Not what I thought marriage would be.

[Duncanpup]

15. You sir are a romantic

[rurallib]

9. rofl

[Aviation Pro]

10. Good one, brother.

Never heard that one before.

[Wounded Bear]

11. Ok, that got a chuckle...

[PCIntern]

12. Like the dyslexic atheist who did not believe in dog.

[jaxexpat]

13. What happens on DU should pprobably.....

be rebroadcast after midnight.