Arguing with your wife is like getting arrested.

[Duncanpup]

Everything you say can and will be used against you.

Read this online made me smile memories.

[hlthe2b]

1. Good morning, Duncanpup

Your sense of humor is always appreciated.

[Duncanpup]

2. Good morning hlthe2b

Forgot it was day off school I woke the fellas up for high school oh well.

[hlthe2b]

3. Hah! Well, my doggy girl knows no holidays and 4:30AM MT is her "rise & shine" hour.

Fortunately, like me, she's on "Farmer's Time" for early bed time too.

[bucolic_frolic]

4. Duncanpup you have uncovered the truth

Marriage, like psychotherapy, is a sting operation.

[Duncanpup]

5. 😂

[tecelote]

6. If a husband speaks in the woods with no one around to hear him...

Is he still wrong?

[Duncanpup]

8. Always

[twodogsbarking]

7. Are you wearing "that"?

[gibraltar72]

9. For the next 50 years!

[rubbersole]

10. "...forever and ever, 'til death do us part."

At least somebody cares what I've 'accomplished' in my 'youth'..🤸

[SKKY]

11. It's like that meme I saw several years ago...

..."When a woman says 'It's fine, do whatever you want', it's not fine, and DO NOT do whatever you want." It certainly applies to my house.

[Duncanpup]

13. Oh I know

Had a young co worker buy a Camaro his wife wasn’t thrilled he sold it after I can’t remember how long he had.

Yet in marriage when you win you lose

[The Jungle 1]

12. I think you may have left out part of the reality.

Everything can and will be used against you and never forgotten.

[judesedit]

14. Lol

Always look forward to your posts, Duncan.

[COL Mustard]

15. Why are you arguing with my wife?

Don’t worry, I’ll keep my day job!

[mgardener]

16. I was wondering

How you and your family were doing.

[Duncanpup]

17. Doing ok thank you

[FailureToCommunicate]

18. ...and her name is Miranda!